Aag Lagani hai…
July 26th, 2011
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Petrol ka RATE badhne ke baad Santa Bike leke Petrol Pump gaya.
Santa – Petrol dena.
Salesman- Kitne ka dalu?
Santa- 10rs ka bike ke upar Spray kar de… aag lagani hai!!
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Jalebi Sidhi Nahi Bani
July 16th, 2011
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Santa:Tum Kitne Saal se Jalebi Bana Rahe Ho?
Halwai: 30 Saal Se..!
Santa: Badi Sharm Ki Baat hai
Tumse Aaj Tak Jalebi Sidhi Nahi Bani…
Maa Kiske Paas Hai
July 16th, 2011
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Santa: Mere Pass Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Banta: Mere Pass Bhi Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
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Santa: To Saaley Apni Maa Kiske Paas Hai?