Tasty SMS

Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maa ne use 3-4 thappad lagaye
Gabbar’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KTNE AADMI THE….

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kya hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2
hain?
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kya hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi
hai?
pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kya hai jo log din main karne k bajaye  raat ko bistar pe
kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain [...]