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Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai..

aur uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha “CHAALU KHAATA”

Ek faqir bhik mangne k liye masjid k bahar baitha tha.
Sab namaazi ankh bacha kar chale gaye aur usse kuch na mila..
Phir Wo church gaya aur Phir mandir aur phir gurudware.
Lekin usko kisi ne kuch na diya….
Aakhir 1 maikhane k bahar aa kar baith gaya..
Jo sharabi nikalta uske katore me kuch daal deta.
Uska katora noton se bhar gaya..
Faqir bola,
“Wah mere maula.! Rehte kahan ho aur pata kahaan ka dete ho..!”

Girl: Kassh tum mujhe dekh sakte main kitni khubsurat hoon…

Blind Boy: Itni khubsurat hoti to kya aankh waale tujhe mere liye chhor jaate..?

Andha hoon pagal nahi….

Troubles as light as Air,
Troubles as light as Air,
love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds,
and Success as bright as Gold…
These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali.

Diwali ki Shubhkamana!

Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se,
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success.

Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe,
Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari..
‘Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe…

1 bacha apne Baap k samne Cigrate p raha tha.
1 aadmi bola oye Baap k saamne Cigrate p raha hai ?
Bacha: to Baap kaun sa petrol pump hai jo ud jaayega….

Aapko Kya Pata Ki Aap Kitne Nyare the,
Tarif Bhi Kabhi Khatm Na Ho Itne Pyare the,
Shayd Log Isliye Hi Jalte the Hamse
Qki Aap Sirf Hamare the…

Jab dil toot jata hai to aawaz nahi aati,
Har kisi ko Mohabbat raas nahi aati,
Ye to apne apne naseeb ki baat hai,
Koi bhula nahi paata,aur kise ko yaad nahi atti..!!

Mausam Ko Mausam ki Baharon Ne Loota,
Kashti ko Sahil k kinaron Ne Loota,
Are Tum To Ek Hi Kasam se Dar Gaye,
Hame To Tumhari Kasam De De K Hazaron Ne Loota.

45 saal ka SALMAN KHAN ladki dekhne gaya!
Ladki ki Maa behosh ho gayi!
Hosh aya
waja puchne pe…
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boli- 20 saal pehle ye muje bhi dekhne aaya tha…

Teachar- Agar koi school ke samne Bomb Rakh deta hai to kya karoge ?
Student- 1-2 ghante dekhenge…..
Agar koi le jata hai to theek hai Warna Staff Room me rakh denge….
Student rocks!!!!!!!

1. Make peace with ur past so it doesn’t spoil ur present
2. What others think of u is none of ur business.
3. Time heals almost everything,give the time,some time!
4. No one is a reason of ur happiness except urself,
5. Don’t compare ur life with other’s u have no idea what their journey is all about..
6. Stop thinking too much,it’s alright not 2 know all the answers.
7. Smile ! u don’t own all the problems in the world..