Tasty SMS http://www.tastysms.com The Tastiest SMS on The Web Thu, 29 Dec 2011 12:20:49 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Budha Budhi Ki Kahani http://www.tastysms.com/funny-jokes/budha-budhi-ki-kahani/ http://www.tastysms.com/funny-jokes/budha-budhi-ki-kahani/#comments Thu, 29 Dec 2011 12:20:49 +0000 admin http://www.tastysms.com/?p=1627 1 budha aaya, saath me 1 budhiya ko laya
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Hotel me ja ke waiter ko bulaya, Dono ne apna-apna order mangaya
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Pehle budhe ne khaya, budhiya ne pankha hilaya
Fir budhiya ne khaya. budhe ne pankha hilaya
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Ye dekh k Waiter sharmaya aur usne farmaya, Aye Laila Majnu k Maa Baap…
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Tum dono me itna pyar hai to khana 1 sath Q nahi khaya? ‘
Is par budhe ne farmaya!!!
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Hanso math budhe ne farmaya
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Hehehe Hans math yarr budha nai batayega fir
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budhe ne farmaya!!!
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Beta tera sawal to nek hai,
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Par hmare pas Daanto ka set sirf ek hai…

]]> http://www.tastysms.com/funny-jokes/budha-budhi-ki-kahani/feed/ 0 Dildar ki Dillagi… http://www.tastysms.com/cool-sms/dildar-ki-dillagi/ http://www.tastysms.com/cool-sms/dildar-ki-dillagi/#comments Tue, 27 Dec 2011 14:35:09 +0000 admin http://www.tastysms.com/?p=1625 Ajab lutf aa raha tha Dildar ki Dillagi ka,
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Ajab lutf aa raha tha Dildar ki Dillagi ka,
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Nigahen bhi mujh pe thi aur parda bhi mujh se tha..

]]> http://www.tastysms.com/cool-sms/dildar-ki-dillagi/feed/ 0 मैंने दिल से लगाया था… http://www.tastysms.com/sad-sms/%e0%a4%ae%e0%a5%88%e0%a4%82%e0%a4%a8%e0%a5%87-%e0%a4%a6%e0%a4%bf%e0%a4%b2-%e0%a4%b8%e0%a5%87-%e0%a4%b2%e0%a4%97%e0%a4%be%e0%a4%af%e0%a4%be-%e0%a4%a5%e0%a4%be/ http://www.tastysms.com/sad-sms/%e0%a4%ae%e0%a5%88%e0%a4%82%e0%a4%a8%e0%a5%87-%e0%a4%a6%e0%a4%bf%e0%a4%b2-%e0%a4%b8%e0%a5%87-%e0%a4%b2%e0%a4%97%e0%a4%be%e0%a4%af%e0%a4%be-%e0%a4%a5%e0%a4%be/#comments Tue, 27 Dec 2011 14:30:09 +0000 admin http://www.tastysms.com/?p=1623 सभी दिल को लगाते हैं,मैंने दिल से लगाया था…
सभी करते हैं वादे,मैंने हर वादा निभाया था…
अगर टुटा दिल तो इसकी वजह मैं हूँ….
क्यों एक टूटे हुए ख्वाब को इतना सजाया था…!!!!!!!

]]> http://www.tastysms.com/sad-sms/%e0%a4%ae%e0%a5%88%e0%a4%82%e0%a4%a8%e0%a5%87-%e0%a4%a6%e0%a4%bf%e0%a4%b2-%e0%a4%b8%e0%a5%87-%e0%a4%b2%e0%a4%97%e0%a4%be%e0%a4%af%e0%a4%be-%e0%a4%a5%e0%a4%be/feed/ 0 Na sawaal banke mila karo http://www.tastysms.com/love-sms/na-sawaal-banke-mila-karo/ http://www.tastysms.com/love-sms/na-sawaal-banke-mila-karo/#comments Tue, 27 Dec 2011 14:27:23 +0000 admin http://www.tastysms.com/?p=1621 Na sawaal banke mila karo,
Na jawaab banke mila karo,
Meri zindagi mera khwaab hai,
Mujhe khwaab banke mila karo…

]]> http://www.tastysms.com/love-sms/na-sawaal-banke-mila-karo/feed/ 0 हाथ धो बैठोगे! http://www.tastysms.com/funny-jokes/%e0%a4%b9%e0%a4%be%e0%a4%a5-%e0%a4%a7%e0%a5%8b-%e0%a4%ac%e0%a5%88%e0%a4%a0%e0%a5%8b%e0%a4%97%e0%a5%87/ http://www.tastysms.com/funny-jokes/%e0%a4%b9%e0%a4%be%e0%a4%a5-%e0%a4%a7%e0%a5%8b-%e0%a4%ac%e0%a5%88%e0%a4%a0%e0%a5%8b%e0%a4%97%e0%a5%87/#comments Sat, 24 Dec 2011 15:12:57 +0000 admin http://www.tastysms.com/?p=1618 संता ने अपनी बीवी को अपने एक दोस्त के साथ सोते देख लिया!
उसने आव देखा न ताव बन्दूक उठाई और दोस्त को गोली मार दी!
बीवी ने ये देखा और गुस्से में आकर बोली!
बीवी: तुम अपने गुस्से पे काबू रखो, वरना एक दिन अपने सारे दोस्तों से हाथ धो बैठोगे…!

]]> http://www.tastysms.com/funny-jokes/%e0%a4%b9%e0%a4%be%e0%a4%a5-%e0%a4%a7%e0%a5%8b-%e0%a4%ac%e0%a5%88%e0%a4%a0%e0%a5%8b%e0%a4%97%e0%a5%87/feed/ 0 भीतर आप जायेंगी या मैं”? http://www.tastysms.com/funny-jokes/%e0%a4%ad%e0%a5%80%e0%a4%a4%e0%a4%b0-%e0%a4%86%e0%a4%aa-%e0%a4%9c%e0%a4%be%e0%a4%af%e0%a5%87%e0%a4%82%e0%a4%97%e0%a5%80-%e0%a4%af%e0%a4%be-%e0%a4%ae%e0%a5%88%e0%a4%82%e2%80%9d/ http://www.tastysms.com/funny-jokes/%e0%a4%ad%e0%a5%80%e0%a4%a4%e0%a4%b0-%e0%a4%86%e0%a4%aa-%e0%a4%9c%e0%a4%be%e0%a4%af%e0%a5%87%e0%a4%82%e0%a4%97%e0%a5%80-%e0%a4%af%e0%a4%be-%e0%a4%ae%e0%a5%88%e0%a4%82%e2%80%9d/#comments Mon, 19 Dec 2011 16:07:14 +0000 admin http://www.tastysms.com/?p=1608 पर्दा प्रथा का पालन करने वाले घर में
एक शहर की अल्हड़ कन्या का विवाह हो गया.
ससुर जी को आना था आँगन किसी काम से
कई बार उनके खांसने से जब वो न हिली
सास ने प्यार से हुकुम सुनाया
“बहू भीतर जाओ, ससुर जी आये हैं”
पर्दा का निरा ज्ञान लिए बहू ने भोलेपन से पूछा
“वो आये तो भीतर आप जायेंगी या मैं”?

]]> http://www.tastysms.com/funny-jokes/%e0%a4%ad%e0%a5%80%e0%a4%a4%e0%a4%b0-%e0%a4%86%e0%a4%aa-%e0%a4%9c%e0%a4%be%e0%a4%af%e0%a5%87%e0%a4%82%e0%a4%97%e0%a5%80-%e0%a4%af%e0%a4%be-%e0%a4%ae%e0%a5%88%e0%a4%82%e2%80%9d/feed/ 0 Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho? http://www.tastysms.com/funny-jokes/tum-mere-liye-kya-kar-sakte-ho/ http://www.tastysms.com/funny-jokes/tum-mere-liye-kya-kar-sakte-ho/#comments Sun, 18 Dec 2011 13:56:41 +0000 admin http://www.tastysms.com/?p=1603 Girl: Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho?
Boy: Bolo kya karun?
Girl: Mere liye chaand la sakte ho ?
Boy: To phir Dharti ke charo taraf tera baap ghumega..?

]]> http://www.tastysms.com/funny-jokes/tum-mere-liye-kya-kar-sakte-ho/feed/ 0 Saamne Manzil Thi… http://www.tastysms.com/sad-sms/saamne-manzil-thi%e2%80%a6/ http://www.tastysms.com/sad-sms/saamne-manzil-thi%e2%80%a6/#comments Sat, 17 Dec 2011 14:37:27 +0000 admin http://www.tastysms.com/?p=1601 Saamne Manzil Thi, Aur Peeche Uss Ki Aawaaz,
Rukta To Safar Jaata, Chalta To Bichhar Jaata,
Saza Aisi Mili Mujh Ko, Zakham Aise Lage Dil Par,
Chupaata To Jigar Jaata, Sunata To Bikhar Jaata… :(

]]> http://www.tastysms.com/sad-sms/saamne-manzil-thi%e2%80%a6/feed/ 0 Thought of d day… http://www.tastysms.com/funny-jokes/thought-of-d-day/ http://www.tastysms.com/funny-jokes/thought-of-d-day/#comments Sat, 17 Dec 2011 14:22:17 +0000 admin http://www.tastysms.com/?p=1597 Thought of d day :-
kisi se koi chez maango to aise
maango jaise hmare baap ki thi.. .
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Aur nhi mili to kaun sa hamare baap ki thi.

]]> http://www.tastysms.com/funny-jokes/thought-of-d-day/feed/ 0 Dhakka Laga Doge Kya? http://www.tastysms.com/funny-jokes/dhakka-laga-doge-kya/ http://www.tastysms.com/funny-jokes/dhakka-laga-doge-kya/#comments Mon, 12 Dec 2011 13:37:02 +0000 admin http://www.tastysms.com/?p=1585 Ek raat 2 baje bahot tez baarish ho rahi thi.
sardar ne ek aadmi ke ghar ki bell bajayi aur pucha: Dhakka laga doge kya? plz…..
Aadmi neend mein tha isiliye mana kar ke andar aa gaya par use guilty feel hua.
socha baarish mein koi meri help na karta to?
Woh utha aur bahar jaa ke bola: kya tumhe ab bhi dhakka chahiye Srdarji?
Awaaz aayi:”HAAN”. ..
Thik hai sardarji, tum ho kahan? .
Sardar bola:”YAHAN GARDEN ME JHULE PAR.

]]> http://www.tastysms.com/funny-jokes/dhakka-laga-doge-kya/feed/ 0 Dear Girls!!! Must Read it… http://www.tastysms.com/cool-sms/dear-girls-must-read-it/ http://www.tastysms.com/cool-sms/dear-girls-must-read-it/#comments Tue, 06 Dec 2011 16:55:49 +0000 admin http://www.tastysms.com/?p=1581 Dear Girls!!!!
When a Boy says sorry even though he didn’t do anything..
When a Boy cries because he still loves/misses you..
When a Boy still tries to get you back..
When a Boy no matter how much you hurt him still loves you..
when a Boy stops his argument wid her girl to safe his relationship…
When a Boy is upset but doesn’t tell you as he thinks he is annoying you..
When a Boy wants to leave you bcz of ur rude behavior but he is not able to do..
Don’t let him go ‘cuz you may never find someone like that ever again..
He may be very special and God’s gift to you..!! ♥♥

]]> http://www.tastysms.com/cool-sms/dear-girls-must-read-it/feed/ 0 Car main drive karungi… http://www.tastysms.com/funny-sms/car-main-drive-karungi%e2%80%a6/ http://www.tastysms.com/funny-sms/car-main-drive-karungi%e2%80%a6/#comments Tue, 06 Dec 2011 13:35:09 +0000 admin http://www.tastysms.com/?p=1578 Wife: Chalo na aaj hum bahar chalte hain
aur Car main drive karungi…

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Husband: Iska matlab hum jayenge Car mein
aur ayenge akhbar me …:)

]]> http://www.tastysms.com/funny-sms/car-main-drive-karungi%e2%80%a6/feed/ 0 Hansi Aayi Hame Rone Se Pahle http://www.tastysms.com/good-night-sms/hansi-aayi-hame-rone-se-pahle/ http://www.tastysms.com/good-night-sms/hansi-aayi-hame-rone-se-pahle/#comments Tue, 06 Dec 2011 13:28:41 +0000 admin http://www.tastysms.com/?p=1575 Hansi Aayi Hame Rone Se Pahle,
Unhen Paya Tha Kab Khone Se Pahle,
Na Jane Raat Ab Kaise Kategi Meri,
Wo Phir Yaad Aaye Sone Se Pahle…Gd ngt…

]]> http://www.tastysms.com/good-night-sms/hansi-aayi-hame-rone-se-pahle/feed/ 0 Dosti apki har gam bhula deti hai… http://www.tastysms.com/friendship-sms/dosti-apki-har-gam-bhula-deti-hai%e2%80%a6/ http://www.tastysms.com/friendship-sms/dosti-apki-har-gam-bhula-deti-hai%e2%80%a6/#comments Tue, 06 Dec 2011 13:27:45 +0000 admin http://www.tastysms.com/?p=1573 Khusi hamesa har dard chupa deti hai,
Arzoo hamesa khwahis jga deti hai;
Tanhai ki to ab adat si hai,
Par dosti apki har gam bhula deti hai…

]]> http://www.tastysms.com/friendship-sms/dosti-apki-har-gam-bhula-deti-hai%e2%80%a6/feed/ 0 Aankhon me ansoon ki lakir ban gayi http://www.tastysms.com/sad-sms/aankhon-me-ansoon-ki-lakir-ban-gayi/ http://www.tastysms.com/sad-sms/aankhon-me-ansoon-ki-lakir-ban-gayi/#comments Tue, 06 Dec 2011 13:26:14 +0000 admin http://www.tastysms.com/?p=1571 Aankhon me ansoon ki lakir ban gayi,
kavi na socha wo taqdir ban gayi,
humne to firai thi reet pe ungliya,
thik se dekha to unki tasveer ban gayi…

]]> http://www.tastysms.com/sad-sms/aankhon-me-ansoon-ki-lakir-ban-gayi/feed/ 0 Happy Birth Day 2 U… http://www.tastysms.com/funny-jokes/happy-birth-day-2-u%e2%80%a6/ http://www.tastysms.com/funny-jokes/happy-birth-day-2-u%e2%80%a6/#comments Tue, 06 Dec 2011 13:23:20 +0000 admin http://www.tastysms.com/?p=1568 एक लड़का साइकिल से जा रहा था,
इतने में साइकिल का टायर भैंस के गोबर के बीच में से गुजरा,
नज़दीक में कुछ लडकिया खड़ी थी,
उन्होंने तालीँ बजा के कहा.. Happy Birth Day 2 U…
लड़का रुका और जवाब दिया…
खली ताली बजने से काम नहीं चलेगा..
आ कर केक भी खाना पड़ेगा…
]]> http://www.tastysms.com/funny-jokes/happy-birth-day-2-u%e2%80%a6/feed/ 0 CHAALU KHAATA http://www.tastysms.com/funny-jokes/chaalu-khaata/ http://www.tastysms.com/funny-jokes/chaalu-khaata/#comments Tue, 06 Dec 2011 13:11:37 +0000 admin http://www.tastysms.com/?p=1565 Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai..

aur uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha “CHAALU KHAATA”

]]> http://www.tastysms.com/funny-jokes/chaalu-khaata/feed/ 0 Wah mere maula.! http://www.tastysms.com/funny-jokes/wah-mere-maula/ http://www.tastysms.com/funny-jokes/wah-mere-maula/#comments Fri, 04 Nov 2011 17:18:51 +0000 admin http://www.tastysms.com/?p=1560 Ek faqir bhik mangne k liye masjid k bahar baitha tha.
Sab namaazi ankh bacha kar chale gaye aur usse kuch na mila..
Phir Wo church gaya aur Phir mandir aur phir gurudware.
Lekin usko kisi ne kuch na diya….
Aakhir 1 maikhane k bahar aa kar baith gaya..
Jo sharabi nikalta uske katore me kuch daal deta.
Uska katora noton se bhar gaya..
Faqir bola,
“Wah mere maula.! Rehte kahan ho aur pata kahaan ka dete ho..!”

]]> http://www.tastysms.com/funny-jokes/wah-mere-maula/feed/ 0 Andha Hoon Pagal Nahi.. http://www.tastysms.com/funny-jokes/1553/ http://www.tastysms.com/funny-jokes/1553/#comments Tue, 18 Oct 2011 07:24:20 +0000 admin http://www.tastysms.com/?p=1553 Girl: Kassh tum mujhe dekh sakte main kitni khubsurat hoon…

Blind Boy: Itni khubsurat hoti to kya aankh waale tujhe mere liye chhor jaate..?

Andha hoon pagal nahi….

]]> http://www.tastysms.com/funny-jokes/1553/feed/ 0 Diwali ki Shubhkamana! http://www.tastysms.com/diwali-sms/diwali-ki-shubhkamana/ http://www.tastysms.com/diwali-sms/diwali-ki-shubhkamana/#comments Tue, 18 Oct 2011 07:13:19 +0000 admin http://www.tastysms.com/?p=1551 Troubles as light as Air,
Troubles as light as Air,
love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds,
and Success as bright as Gold…
These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali.

Diwali ki Shubhkamana!

]]> http://www.tastysms.com/diwali-sms/diwali-ki-shubhkamana/feed/ 0 Happy Diwali… http://www.tastysms.com/diwali-sms/happy-diwali%e2%80%a6/ http://www.tastysms.com/diwali-sms/happy-diwali%e2%80%a6/#comments Tue, 18 Oct 2011 07:12:29 +0000 admin http://www.tastysms.com/?p=1549 Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se,
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success.

]]> http://www.tastysms.com/diwali-sms/happy-diwali%e2%80%a6/feed/ 0 Deep Jalte Jagmagate Rahe http://www.tastysms.com/diwali-sms/deep-jalte-jagmagate-rahe/ http://www.tastysms.com/diwali-sms/deep-jalte-jagmagate-rahe/#comments Tue, 18 Oct 2011 07:10:54 +0000 admin http://www.tastysms.com/?p=1547 Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe,
Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari..
‘Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe…

]]> http://www.tastysms.com/diwali-sms/deep-jalte-jagmagate-rahe/feed/ 0 Mere Paas Maachis hai! http://www.tastysms.com/diwali-sms/mere-paas-maachis-hai/ http://www.tastysms.com/diwali-sms/mere-paas-maachis-hai/#comments Tue, 18 Oct 2011 07:09:31 +0000 admin http://www.tastysms.com/?p=1545

Amitabh Bachan – mere paas rocket hai,
shurli hai,
chakri hai,
murga bomb hai,
anaar hai,

Tumhare paas kya hai?
Shashi kapoor – mere paas maachis hai!

]]> http://www.tastysms.com/diwali-sms/mere-paas-maachis-hai/feed/ 0 1 Bacha Apne Baap k Samne Cigrate p Raha tha. http://www.tastysms.com/funny-jokes/1-bacha-apne-baap-k-samne-cigrate-p-raha-tha/ http://www.tastysms.com/funny-jokes/1-bacha-apne-baap-k-samne-cigrate-p-raha-tha/#comments Thu, 15 Sep 2011 12:57:02 +0000 admin http://www.tastysms.com/?p=1542 1 bacha apne Baap k samne Cigrate p raha tha.
1 aadmi bola oye Baap k saamne Cigrate p raha hai ?
Bacha: to Baap kaun sa petrol pump hai jo ud jaayega….

]]> http://www.tastysms.com/funny-jokes/1-bacha-apne-baap-k-samne-cigrate-p-raha-tha/feed/ 0 Aapko Kya Pata http://www.tastysms.com/sad-sms/aapko-kya-pata/ http://www.tastysms.com/sad-sms/aapko-kya-pata/#comments Thu, 15 Sep 2011 12:56:15 +0000 admin http://www.tastysms.com/?p=1540 Aapko Kya Pata Ki Aap Kitne Nyare the,
Tarif Bhi Kabhi Khatm Na Ho Itne Pyare the,
Shayd Log Isliye Hi Jalte the Hamse
Qki Aap Sirf Hamare the… :(

]]> http://www.tastysms.com/sad-sms/aapko-kya-pata/feed/ 0 Jab Dil Toot Jata hai http://www.tastysms.com/sad-sms/jab-dil-toot-jata-hai/ http://www.tastysms.com/sad-sms/jab-dil-toot-jata-hai/#comments Thu, 15 Sep 2011 12:54:52 +0000 admin http://www.tastysms.com/?p=1538 Jab dil toot jata hai to aawaz nahi aati,
Har kisi ko Mohabbat raas nahi aati,
Ye to apne apne naseeb ki baat hai,
Koi bhula nahi paata,aur kise ko yaad nahi atti..!!

]]> http://www.tastysms.com/sad-sms/jab-dil-toot-jata-hai/feed/ 0 Mausam Ko Mausam ki Baharon Ne Loota http://www.tastysms.com/sad-sms/mausam-ko-mausam-ki-baharon-ne-loota/ http://www.tastysms.com/sad-sms/mausam-ko-mausam-ki-baharon-ne-loota/#comments Thu, 15 Sep 2011 12:53:35 +0000 admin http://www.tastysms.com/?p=1536 Mausam Ko Mausam ki Baharon Ne Loota,
Kashti ko Sahil k kinaron Ne Loota,
Are Tum To Ek Hi Kasam se Dar Gaye,
Hame To Tumhari Kasam De De K Hazaron Ne Loota.

]]> http://www.tastysms.com/sad-sms/mausam-ko-mausam-ki-baharon-ne-loota/feed/ 0 Salman Khan Ladki Dekhne Gaya! http://www.tastysms.com/funny-jokes/salman-khan-ladki-dekhne-gaya/ http://www.tastysms.com/funny-jokes/salman-khan-ladki-dekhne-gaya/#comments Thu, 08 Sep 2011 14:01:29 +0000 admin http://www.tastysms.com/?p=1533 45 saal ka SALMAN KHAN ladki dekhne gaya!
Ladki ki Maa behosh ho gayi!
Hosh aya
waja puchne pe…
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boli- 20 saal pehle ye muje bhi dekhne aaya tha…

]]> http://www.tastysms.com/funny-jokes/salman-khan-ladki-dekhne-gaya/feed/ 0 Agar koi school ke samne Bomb Rakh de http://www.tastysms.com/funny-jokes/agar-koi-school-ke-samne-bomb-rakh-de/ http://www.tastysms.com/funny-jokes/agar-koi-school-ke-samne-bomb-rakh-de/#comments Thu, 08 Sep 2011 14:00:00 +0000 admin http://www.tastysms.com/?p=1531 Teachar- Agar koi school ke samne Bomb Rakh deta hai to kya karoge ?
Student- 1-2 ghante dekhenge…..
Agar koi le jata hai to theek hai Warna Staff Room me rakh denge….
Student rocks!!!!!!!

]]> http://www.tastysms.com/funny-jokes/agar-koi-school-ke-samne-bomb-rakh-de/feed/ 0 7 Lovely Logics… http://www.tastysms.com/quotes-sms/7-lovely-logics/ http://www.tastysms.com/quotes-sms/7-lovely-logics/#comments Thu, 08 Sep 2011 13:59:04 +0000 admin http://www.tastysms.com/?p=1529 1. Make peace with ur past so it doesn’t spoil ur present
2. What others think of u is none of ur business.
3. Time heals almost everything,give the time,some time!
4. No one is a reason of ur happiness except urself,
5. Don’t compare ur life with other’s u have no idea what their journey is all about..
6. Stop thinking too much,it’s alright not 2 know all the answers.
7. Smile ! u don’t own all the problems in the world..

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